F*ck the problems! Finally it's Christmas!

Merry Whatever ...

Merry F*cking Christmas!

Merry F*cking Christmas! Your secret Santa!

Save water, drink wine, be Merry!

Due to economy this is your gift!

Silent night. Finally

Something smells F*cking Christmasy here

Happy F*cking Birthday, Queen!

To my f*cking best friend!

Aged to perfection. But still wild

Cake, candles and no stress

Older, wiser and hotter than ever

You F*cking Rock!

Make a wish! Blow me!

Due to economy this is your gift!

Thanks for all the orgasms

Wake up, kick ass, repeat...

Hello, my name is F*ck you

You have a nice ass!

Just wanted to say F*ck you

As requested: Nothing.

Light up this candle and F*ck off

I F*cking love you

You’re my best unpaid therapist!

You make my heart melt

We are the perfect match

We are the perfect match

You’re my favorite bad decision

F*ck Valentine’s day, I love you Every day

Best F*cking girlfriend ever

Best F*cking boyfriend ever

You make my heart melt

Let’s make this akward forever

I F*cking love you

Love you, Mum!

Best mum ever!

Happy Mother's day!

Great job mum, I turned out amazing!

Not a regular mom. Cool mum!

Super Mama!

Boo, I'm over it

Ghosted again, no big deal

You can't scare me. I have kids

Peace out, ghosts!

You are my boo!

Pumpkin emoji candle